How Perfect Is Your Marriage?

Do you and/or your partner imagine you have an almost perfect marriage? If so, just answer the following multiple choice questions as honestly as possible and we'll see whether you're right or living in cloud cuckoo land . . . 

                                         His Questions

1. When was the last time you forgot your wife’s birthday?

a) I never forget her birthday – the date is etched eternally on my heart, together with our wedding anniversary, the day we first met and her shoe size.

b) I only once forgot her birthday but I never will again. Luckily, the surgery was a success.

c) I know when Elvis was born – does that count?



2. Your wife has bought a new dress but looks terrible in it. What do you say to her when she asks how she looks?

a) Gorgeous, darling, as always.

b) I’m not sure it shows off your amazing figure to its very best, my sweet.

c) Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaahahahaha



3. At a party, you notice a good-looking man eyeing up your wife. What do you do?

a) Nothing. Just feel proud that he’s noticed how attractive she is.

b) Give him a dirty look and steer her towards the vol-au-vents.

c) Ask if he’s ever considered laser eye surgery.



4. Your wife wants you to go with her to the cinema this evening to see the latest Hollywood romantic comedy. What do you do?

a) You go along with her to watch it. The most important thing to you is that she’s happy, even if it is inane, shallow drivel.

b) You agree to go but pop out in the afternoon and set fire to the cinema.

c) You agree to go but pop out in the afternoon, set fire to the cinema and frame your wife for it.



                                     Her Questions

1. How on earth do you manage to put up with him?


                        from How To Have An Almost Perfect Marriage by Mrs Stephen Fry
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